Like a ghost ship in the night
I can't prove it but I'm right
Phantom limb that used to be
Isn't there but haunting me
As Atlantis under sea
George Washington's cherry tree
Hidden Comcast cable fees
Things you really cannot see
Once were there but now they're not
Maybe are but won't get caught
I'm aware though, can't be fooled
In these ways and arts I'm schooled
These are lands and realms I've ruled
I'll teach you to be this cool