Mario's Heart

Princess Peach inside my kart

Riding right in Mario's heart

Castlevania counterpart

Whip you up and in with art

Bowser's but a big blowhard

He will not get my v-card

I took Yoshi long and far

Pikachu, I choose guitar

Heard Link's ocarina song

Down a pipe and to a bong

Monkey Island, I'm not wrong

I will be your Candy Kong

Luna Moth

Luna moth, a glitter goth

Tiara on, antenna up

With streaming wings and glowing spots

To follow dreams and never stop

She's going north and guiding Thoth

It seems at night he gives it thought

In winds that swim, by waves that rock

He longs through song and wants to walk

Nocturnal god, his moon the cause

Like tides don't fight, he too ought not

Heiress Air

Heiress air, au contraire

Up and down and everywhere

Feathers in her heart and hair

Stardust in her smile and stare

Weaver words and well aware

Alcman among her forebears

Never where you left her there

Doesn't mean she doesn't care

Many moods and wings to wear

Endless things to dream and share

Minus Masks

Face to Face with Catwoman

Minus masks we're that human

Classy act to ask you in

Rest your back and bat mission

Here to house you with my walls

Free to flee when signal calls

I've some men and mice to maul

Home is where our hearts evolve

Mission met and problem solved

My Lancelot

From Camelot and lost a lot

I'm looking for my Lancelot

Through trees of tea and apricot

I drift like mist in dreamy thought

A courier and cosmonaut

I send my warrior forget-me-nots

Supremely skilled and wildly hot

He's strongly willed and highly sought

Betray you not by his blue dot

He won't be swayed and can't be bought

Once he unlearns all we've been taught

Divinely mine in time, Great Scott!

Checkmate

Did you send me a pink lei

On the sidewalk on my way

And a mailman to say

In his hypnocryptic haze

He felt mindfucked by my maze

Did you just decide to play

Move your man and plan escape

Earn your crown and power take

Change your game and dominate 

Choose to love and call checkmate

Andy's Ex

Andy's ex, a witch midwest

A mystic mage I never met

A mermaid moving through his depths

A storm he mourned of sea and sex

She lit him with her love and left

Rebelled through Hell with no regret

In awe I saw with introspect 

In wonder as I watched and wept

Misguided child and mixed up mess -

With both of you this boy was blessed

You're never meant to wear her dress

But sew your own and be your best

We walk this world with separate quests

And each deserve the most respect