Princess Peach inside my kart
Riding right in Mario's heart
Castlevania counterpart
Whip you up and in with art
Bowser's but a big blowhard
He will not get my v-card
I took Yoshi long and far
Pikachu, I choose guitar
Heard Link's ocarina song
Down a pipe and to a bong
Monkey Island, I'm not wrong
I will be your Candy Kong
