Send her extra love and help
For the sun is in her 12th
Despite inner whim and wealth
Amanda doesn't know herself
Learns from Virgos, we who spell
Out her issues all too well
(Is there nothing we won't tell?)
Date of birth does not exist
3 of 4, she is a myth
Leap year princess with a wish
To traverse this earthy ish
Packaged in a Pisces fish
Swimming in our fish and chips
Surfing with a turfy dish
Listening to our bullet lists
It's how she will conquer this
