Light bulb math, why - what the fuck?
What jackass did dream this up?
What happened to 100 watt?
It's too dark to read, you twat
It's too dark to read, you twat
In the store and in a pinch
What's a lumen - is that French?
I don't have all day for this
Worse than metric systemness
Oh my God, it's expensive
30 dollars, holy shit!
I'm too old for this, I quit
Beam me back in my spaceship
