Wednesday, November 10, 2021

Light Bulb Math

Light bulb math, why - what the fuck?
What jackass did dream this up?
What happened to 100 watt?
It's too dark to read, you twat
In the store and in a pinch
What's a lumen - is that French?
I don't have all day for this
Worse than metric systemness
Oh my God, it's expensive
30 dollars, holy shit!
I'm too old for this, I quit
Beam me back in my spaceship