A Lady

My bathtub is a cauldron

I am its magic spell

I think you think I tricked you in

But it was you who fell

You tripped on toads off shady roads

And went down witches wells

You've dealt with Celts and wily Welsh

Medieval torture modes

With gypsys, thieves, and tramps - not me 

I am a lady though

Check Out (and Leave)

Steady stream of obstacles

Blocks and stops and stubborn bulls

Lies disguised by criminals 

Eyes made blind behind their wool

Sucked in by magnetic pulls

Bullied into blackened holes

Tar pit traps for wayward souls

Here's the thing about them though

One is not required to stay

Nor give way to power plays

Hotel Californ-i-a

I check out and leave today

Cool Okay

When I wake I pray

That I make a sweet sensei 

Help a human being or stray 

Be a super sick soothsay

Light with shadow will I weigh 

Half a dozen vampires slay

Get Up, Stand Up, dance today

Write it in my opus, yay!

And before I sleep I say

In a karmic kind of way

That I met some debt with pay

So I think I'm cool, okay?

My Way

Pleiadian days, like Arabian Nights

I'm alien, sailing in, so out of sight

Within Purple Haze, the Overlook maze

Bewitching and boarding my bumblebee flight

I'm Ruffles not Lay's, a + on that A

Like Cadbury Eggs with the caramel inside

In Monterey Bay, at home with the ray

Egyptian and listening to Valkyries ride

So come out and play, don't get in my way

I'll finish it, end it bitch, TKO fight

Mayday

A Thousand Clowns along my way

I've not a thing to do today

But smile, as Pauly Si would say

And send my love in seismic waves

I misconstrue and misbehave

Then fix mistakes and operate

Let's meet inside the park to play

To walk the dogs and roll in hay

Eat finger foods and fornicate

(Or maybe back at home, okay)

We'll kick it, picnic, play reggae 

With me, you've got the month of May

Sponge Bath

Sponge bath, bubbles, ass

Long hair up in shower caps

Neptune nurse with lily pads

Rubber duckies on your abs

Tugboat flying flags full mast

Feelin fine and super fab

Diving deep and swimming laps

Eating me and Krusty Krab

Getting clean and coming fast

Stringing beads and singing bass

You're the one for me, it's fact

Dead Sea

My bath transforms to stormy seas

Beneath the bridge, Marin County

I walk it with the ghost of me

The one undone by everything 

She never knew and couldn't see

Beyond her brain's capacity 

For limiting and bad beliefs

The ones she sponged from others' speech

Their actions and their dirty deeds

She left her story incomplete 

Had given in to demon seeds

And those who prey upon the weak

Extinguish light with lies, deceit

I let her go, she isn't here

I cross and she has disappeared

By staring straight into my fear

I saw my source back in my mirror